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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
I am easily satisfied with the very best.
Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.
To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.
Make a firm decision now. You can always change it later.
When all else fails, lower your standards.
You can’t be late until you show up.
Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.