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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
A good pun is its own reword.
A gentleman is a patient wolf.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.