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God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

— Voltaire

Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.

Gee, Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

— Bob Marley

For good, return good. For evil, return justice.

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