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God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Getting screwed while everybody else is getting laid.
Gee, Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friendly fire – isn’t.
Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
For good, return good. For evil, return justice.