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The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.

— Flora Whittemore

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

— Oscar Wilde

If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.

— Win Borden

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

— Maria Robinson

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

— Arnold H. Glasgow

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.

— Maxwell Maltz

To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.

The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.

— Sven Goran Eriksson
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