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The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.
To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.
The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.